DAASTAAN-E-MOHABBAT

hum 4 room-mate hai
3 hain HARYANA se
1 ka UP STATE hai
hum 4 room-mate hai

ek hoon main, ek 'akhil' hai
ek hai 'Bhai' , ek 'PK' seth hai

ek se badhkar ek hain yun toh
par phir bhi, hum sab men,
'Bhai' sab se 'great' hai
hum 4 room-mate hain

ladkiyon ke maamle men
hum sabki different state hai
main aur 'akhil' TRY kar rahe hain
'PK' aur 'Bhai' ke pas already se hi 'DATE' hain

'PK' ke khwaabon-kayaalon men
aajkal basa 'Nainitaal' hai
to 'Bhai' saab ne fansaaya
aajkal punjab ka 'maal' hai

'Nisha-kaal' men baat karte hain
Chhore ye kamaal hain
aur jo ye sab ko bata raha hai
uske aur 'akhil' ke oopar roz uthate sawaal hain

'Bhai' ka 'jalwaa' aajkal kuchh shaant hai
sab sochte hai "Bhai' pe jyada 'kaam-kaaj' hai
par sach to sirf ham room-mates hi jaante hain
ki is ke peechhey 'Bhai' ka kya 'raaz' hai

khair, 'Bhai' ki uplabdhi pe
hum sabko naaz hai
sab hamari good wishes ka natija hai
jaise bhi 'Bhai' aaj hai

chalo, ab story ke 'Haapy' part ko bhulaate hain
aur 'Most tragic' part pe aate hain
'PK' aur 'Bhai' ki khush-haali ki bajaye
apni fate-haali ke kisse sunate hain

hmmm.......
dil ko dilaasa de de ke hi
23 saal guzaare hain
ab to sochte huae bhi sharam aati hai
ki hum abhi 'kunwaare' hain

waise koi kami nahin hai,
ek achchey Boyfriend ban ne ke lakshan ham men saare hain
saare yaaron-doston ke mutaabik
hum shayad kismat ke hi maare hain

Bawjood iske, hounsle abhi buland hai
abhi himmat nahin hum haare hain
jab bhi mauka milta hain, hum dono
'Mall' men jaa ke dekhte 'nazaare' hain

Shaayad kabhi kismat ki khidki khul jaaye
aur koi ladki apni saheli ko ye bataye...

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ki wo...wo jo 2 baanke-gabru jawaan khade udhar hain
wo....wo jinki har aati jaati ladki pe nazar hain
wo dono jo chashma chadhaye, tond fulaye taakte idhar hai
arre abhi tak nahin dikhe, sweety, tu bhi na, bilkul 'duffer' hai
arre wahi yaar jinki shirt ka 'Pink' color hai

haan wohi, wo dono bahut hi pyaare hain
dekhne men to lagte ek dum Bollywood ke sitaare hain
is se pehle ki haath se mauka nikal jaaye
aur baad men saari umar ham pachhtaaye
chal, chal un dono ke paas chal kar kehte hain ki
aaj se hum aapke, aur aap hamaare hain
aaj se hum aapke, aur aap hamaare hain
aaj se hum aapke, aur aap hamaare hain
aaj se hum aapke, aur aap hamaare hain
aaj se hum aapke, aur aap hamaare hain
aaj se hum aapke, aur aap hamaare hain


repeat 'n' number of times...................
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agar kisi 'bhai' ko buraa lage, to ham sharmindaa hai
par kya karen, isee ek din ke intezaar men to zindaa hai...